понедельник, 04 июля 2011
Вот что бывает, когда даблЗдорбургер объединяется с Тори)
Итак, тру америкосская версия of
How I Met Your Father. (издание второе, исправленное и дополненное. Значительно дополненное))
How I Met Your Father(By
[Natsuno Tori],
F-fantazy,
zdorik-sandorik)
Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your father Charles.Future Eric: Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your father Charles.
Eric’s son: Are we being punished or something?
Future Eric: Is there something you need to be punished for?
Eric’s son: Oh, come on dad!
Eric’s daughter: Dad, is it gonna take a while?
Future Eric: Not really. One movie at least. It was way back when Blah-Blah from CIA asked Charles for help to stop a nuclear war. He had to work with some blah-blahs from CIA as well. The saddest moment about our meeting was when your dad forbade me to destroy Russian and American blah-blahs, that tried to kill us, using rockets…
Me and your dad had an argument not only because of Blah-Blah. You know, kids, if you drink martini when your future husband’s preaching you about love and peace while finishing the last glass of whiskey (‘cause, come on, he could’ve shared it with me instead of making me to deal with this goddamn glass with an olive), the only thing you can say: ‘Peace was never an option!’ (and for this phrase I was quoted A LOT). Martini always excites the heterosexual side of me. In the situation like this I could’ve even screwed Blah-Blah, but I was a lucky son of a bitch – aunt Raven happened to be first on my way. Besides, come on, kids, she was blue. No, seriously.
Eric’s Daughter: And how daddy’s got into the wheelchair?
Future Eric: Oh… yeah, about that. It was all Blah-Blah’s fault. It’s a shame, that your Canadian uncle Logan wasn’t there. I could’ve massacre that chick using his adamantium skeleton. But then your father Charles cleaned that bitc--… hkm, that Blah-Blah’s memories, so I obtained a second chance. Well, actually we made up because of him. See, he found my secret base. And then he came to talk to me and brought some sandwiches… a lot of sweet long sandwiches…
@темы:
shit, I'm dying XD
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